Dear Prudence, open up your eyes.

I can't wait to get my braces off. I'm not waiting a full 2 years, haha. If Dr. Child honestly thinks I have that kind of patience, I need to know what drugs he's on. When I feel like they're straight enough I will demand he takes them off, then I will punch him, and run away with my retainer.

edit - Nothing screams, "I love you!" like a parent losing their child's social security card and birth certificate.

posted by Hannah @ 1:57 AM